Car | AZ, USA
(My mother-in-law was talking about a man who by doctors’ opinions should have been dead twenty years earlier.)
Mother-In-Law: “His doctors said he wouldn’t live to see his children, but now he has grandkids. It’s amazing!”
Me: “Yeah, he should be dead but he’s still kickin'”
Mother-In-Law: “Well… not really.”
Husband: “Yeah, he doesn’t have any legs.”
(I burst out laughing from my choice of words.)
Me: “Well then, he’s still punching!”
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