Chewing Them Out About It
Car | Czech Republic(My boyfriend and I go on a road trip, accompanied by a friend whom he did not know before. She happens to be asleep while this conversation takes place.) Boyfriend: “[Friend] only...
View ArticleGay Doesn’t Mean What It Used To These Days
Car | Seattle, WA, USA(In this story I am in my mid-teens. My younger brother and his friend are in the car, with my dad driving and playing his music.) Brother’s Friend: “What’s this music?” Dad: “KC...
View ArticleErin-eous Hearing
Car | Toronto, ON, Canada(My girlfriend Erin and I live with a couple friends. One of the friends is getting their learner’s permit, and I’m teaching her to drive.) Roommate: “By the way, if you’re...
View ArticleA Messy Name Mixup
Car | Czech Republic(I’m in a car with my boyfriend and his friend whose wife has just had their first baby. My boyfriend and baby boy have the same first name.) Friend: *to me* “I can’t tell you...
View ArticleDriving Home The Point
Car | USA(My friend loves to text and drive. One day we are in the car with both our sons in the back. She starts to text.) Me: “Stop texting.” Her: “Stop f***ing telling me what to do.” Me: “Sorry for...
View ArticleUn-Beer-leavable
Car | QC, Canada(My cousin is driving in the countryside when he sees a driver lose control of his pickup and crash. He stops and sees the other car upside down in the ditch with smoke coming out. He...
View ArticleSome Warning Would Be Lice
a(Car | Geneva, Switzerland)Car | Geneva, SwitzerlandCar | Geneva, Switzerland(One of my friend has offered to drive me home after work. We’re talking about her kids.) Friend: “We had so much happen...
View ArticleDriving Me To Old Age
Car | USA(My best friend has poor vision, is terrified of loud noises, is always complaining about something, and gets tired very early in the day. As such, it’s become an inside joke that, despite...
View ArticleUn-Beer-lievable Driving
Car | USA(I am driving one day with my dad in the passenger seat. We stop at a stop light and witness a woman, who has also stopped at the red light, get out of her car, pop open her trunk, grab a...
View ArticleTrafficking In Backseat Comments
Car | TX, USA(My friend is known for his horrible driving, and our group of friends tend to pick on him about it constantly. Since my car is down, I ask him to take me to the local grocery store to do...
View ArticleDriven By Blessings
Car | Winnipeg, MB, Canada(I am on my way home from college, and because it is a warm day, I have my car windows open. So does the car to my left, waiting at the same stoplight.) Me: *sneezes*...
View ArticleHearing A Completely Different Animal
Car | Scotts Valley, CA, USA(My best friend and I are driving in my car. My car can only play music on the radio, and I always listen to music while driving. My best friend has a new obsession…) Best...
View ArticleThe Bank Of Madre Y Padre
Car | Milwaukie, OR, USA(I try to keep my Spanish skills up to date by practicing along with a CD in my car. It says a phrase in English, and then repeats it twice in Spanish. I’m getting my kids ready...
View ArticleNow You Know What Mariana’s Been Up To
Car | VIC, Australia(My mother is driving my friend and me home after school. I’m telling my friend about a stubborn girl in my class getting verbally thrashed after saying various things aloud.)...
View ArticleFilm Contains Bad Sign Language
Car | Costa Rica(I’m in the car with my brother and his wife, discussing movies. I have just finished telling about one I had found interesting.) Sister-In-Law: “Oh, I saw a movie the other day about a...
View ArticleMy Friend The Digimonster
Car | Australia(My friend and I are in the car together when she starts talking about the past.) Friend: “Hey, do you remember when we were kids and you use to leave those really long messages on our...
View ArticleIn A Vicious Waterslide Cycle
(I and my friends are talking in our car. The person driving the car is Friend #1’s mom. It is a red light. We have just come back from swimming.) Me: “Hey, [Friend #1], how come you didn’t go on the...
View ArticleA Speedy Comeback
Car | Calgary, AB, Canada(After a large snowfall, I am making my way home using the side roads so that I do not get caught in the heavy traffic. On my way to turn into them, a car shoots past me, cuts...
View ArticleNothing Accidental About What They’re Implying
Car | OH, USA(I’m driving down the highway with two of my friends.) Friend #1: “Hey, [Friend #2], were you born on the highway? Cause that’s where most accidents happen.” Friend #2: “Was your mom...
View ArticleLost And Found It
Car | NJ, USA(My high school friends and I used to have a joke that whenever we were in New Jersey, we’d get lost and end up at a particular restaurant chain. One day we make a conscious decision to go...
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